Mallard Duck Vinyl Sticker, Maladjusted Bird Tattoo Decal

This is a premium vinyl sticker featuring a mallard duck with bloodshot eye and maladjusted pun in classic American Traditional tattoo-style artwork. It's perfect for laptops, water bottles, cars, or anywhere you want to add some unhinged avian energy.

Hey hi, welcome to my little shop. This one's for the mentally unstable among us who appreciate a good bird pun, anyone who thinks ducks should be more dramatic about their existence, and people who find humor in bloodshot eyes and tattoo art. Whether you're into American Traditional style, dark humor, or just really love mallards with an attitude problem, this maladjusted duck has your back. It's got that alt aesthetic with a side of wordplay that hits too close to home sometimes.

Made from high-quality vinyl with a durable laminate finish, this sticker is built to survive rain, snow, scratches, and whatever else life throws at it. The colors won't fade even after years in the sun, so your maladjusted duck stays looking appropriately unhinged no matter where you stick him.

Available in sizes from 1 inch all the way up to 12 inches, so whether you want a tiny detail for your journal or a massive statement piece for your car bumper, there's a size for that. Stick it on your laptop, water bottle, helmet, or anywhere else that needs a little extra mental instability.

If you like this bird with issues, check out my other listings because he's not the only one having an existential crisis around here. Grab a few and save on shipping while you're at it—because one maladjusted duck is never enough when you've got a whole flock to build.

Deliciously handmade by me with care, and as always, please don't eat these 😉