Ever look at your keys and feel they just aren’t stylin’?

Get yourself one (or both) of our Big Red Boots keychain or Charm! They’re big (well, keychain sized). They’re Red. They’re not actual boots, they’re a keychain or charm. These beauties are made with premium materials that ensure they’ll stand out and command attention every single time you have your keys over to a friend or valet. Each pair is unique, and handmade by me.

Crafted from premium resins and featuring black hardware, they’re as durable as they are fashionable. Ask Lil Wayne.

Boots in general are not edible, no matter how big, red, and delicious they look dangling with your keys. So as Always, Don’t Eat These.

Make sure to checkout my shop, give it a favorite, and see the other oddities I’ve come up with.

Select a single boot side, or both big red boots from the drop down. If both boots are selected, they will come on the same top piece selected but connected to separate chains.

Hardware style may vary with availability – but will always be black hardware.