YOUR DOG WANTS YOU TO BUY THIS.

Look at your water bottle. Look at your laptop. Look at your deck. Look at your car. They’re naked, boring, and embarrassing. But we can fix that, with this Alaskan Malamute American Traditional Tattoo Sticker.

This isn't some generic, mass-produced, imported garbage you find cluttering these internet streets. This is a cold, hard piece of handmade sticker goodness featuring a badass Alaskan Malamute surrounded by classic blood-red roses.

Whether you’re grinding coping, rotting in a cubicle, or surviving the daily life, this sticker is built to take the abuse. Slap it on your goodies and let everyone know you love your dog more than they do.

ABOUT STICKERS FROM "DON’T EAT THESE":
(Seriously, do not ingest these. They taste like adhesive).

Every single sticker is personally forged by my own two hands. No sweatshops. No drop shipping or reselling. Just raw love from these nimble fingers.

We Don't Cheap Out: Made from stupidly high-quality, weather-resistant vinyl.

Protective Hugs: Each piece is gripped tight with a premium laminate finish.

The Holy Quadrinity: 100% Water-resistant, Scratch-resistant, Fade-resistant, and with UV protection. So you can stop putting sun screen on your stickers, these baddies are protected.

Let's Be Real, Size Matters: That's why we offer sizing in ranges, from a subtle 1" up to a massive 12" (in 1" increments).

THE BORING (BUT IMPORTANT) STUFF:

Measure Twice, Buy Once: Sizing is based on the LONGEST SIDE of the sticker. Grab a tape measure or a ruler right now and make sure you’re ordering the exact size you need. Don't guess.

Perfectly Imperfect: Because every sticker is handmade by me, slight variations might happen. That’s not a flaw; that’s the charm of buying real handmade instead of factory clones.

Screen Reality Check: Colors may vary slightly depending on whatever cracked, blue-light-emitting screen you’re currently staring at.

Grab yours now and make your pup proud. Support independent shops. Skate fast. Pet dogs not people. Don't eat the merchandise.