Gila Monster Lizard Vinyl Sticker, Guillotine Reptile Decal

This is a premium vinyl sticker featuring a Gila Monster lizard in a guillotine with gilatine pun in classic American Traditional tattoo-style artwork. It's perfect for laptops, water bottles, cars, or anywhere you want to add some dark historical humor.

Hey hi, welcome to my little shop. This one's for the French Revolution enthusiasts who appreciate animal puns, anyone who thinks Gila Monster lizards should be more dramatic about their execution, and people who find irony in reptiles with guillotines. Whether you're into American Traditional tattoo art, alt aesthetics, or just really love lizards having a very bad day, this gilatine has your back. It's got that classic weird shop vibe with wordplay that hits different depending on how much you know about 18th century France.

Made from high-quality vinyl with a durable laminate finish, this sticker is built to survive rain, snow, scratches, and whatever else life throws at it. The colors won't fade even after years in the sun, so your beheaded lizard stays looking appropriately doomed no matter where you stick him.

Available in sizes from 1 inch all the way up to 12 inches, so whether you want a tiny detail for your journal or a massive statement piece for your car bumper, there's a size for that. Stick it on your laptop, water bottle, helmet, or anywhere else that needs a little extra revolutionary energy.

If you like this doomed reptile, check out my other listings because he's not the only one getting executed around here. Grab a few and save on shipping while you're at it—because one guillotined lizard is never enough when you've got a whole revolution to build.

Deliciously handmade by me with care, and as always, please don't eat these 😉