Jesus Vinyl Sticker, Keanu Reeves Jesus Tattoo Decal

This is a premium vinyl sticker featuring Jesus Reeves in red robe with crown of thorns and halo in classic American Traditional tattoo-style artwork. It's perfect for laptops, water bottles, cars, or anywhere you want to add some divine energy.

Hey hi, welcome to my little shop. This one's for the spiritually confused who appreciate irony, anyone who thinks religious imagery should be more entertaining, and people who find it funny that Jesus looks like Keanu Reeves in tattoo form. Whether you're into American Traditional tattoo art, alt aesthetics, or just really love sacred imagery with a side of celebrity resemblance, this divine portrait has your back. It's got that classic weird shop vibe with imagery that hits different depending on how holy you're feeling that day.

Made from high-quality vinyl with a durable laminate finish, this sticker is built to survive rain, snow, scratches, and whatever else life throws at it. The colors won't fade even after years in the sun, so your messiah stays looking appropriately serene no matter where you stick him.

Available in sizes from 1 inch all the way up to 12 inches, so whether you want a tiny detail for your journal or a massive statement piece for your car bumper, there's a size for that. Stick it on your laptop, water bottle, helmet, or anywhere else that needs a little extra divine presence.

If you like this celestial celebrity, check out my other listings because he's not the only one getting sainted around here. Grab a few and save on shipping while you're at it—because one holy face is never enough when you've got a whole heavenly court to build.

Deliciously handmade by me with care, and as always, please don't eat these 😉